(Ladies and gentlemen
the one and only
takin care of plenty, plenty of business
fantastically [...]
and we`re about ready to have a party)
( *crowd cheers* )
( *Young Einstein cuts up* )
(Get down)
(Gimme an intro)
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
[ Andy C ]
Introduction of the Ugly Duckling, we`re here
( ? ) microphone, when you put one in, gonna get it in gear
When you make a tight fist, put it in the air
Then you pump it like this
I do more legwork than a centipede
Or when you`re goin uphill on a 10-speed
When I MC I harness energy
Break mics like sellery with mental telepathy
Then I melt them down till they vaporize
Then imprinted on the ground by my laser eyes
(Oh yeah) It`s Andy, Dustin and Rod
Makin listeners applaud with their heads when they nod
[ Dizzy Dustin ]
Put the motor in the red, I`ve got the hot shred
And some Monroe Shocks for rocks on the road ahead
Like fire drills we keep you on your heels
With the analog sound off the two-inch reels
Wherever I`m at I burn a hole in the map
Like a Cartwright, but I spark mics
Ignite and keep it tighter than a facelift
There`s so much flavor in the air, you can taste it
Leave it up to me to put the b in b-boy
I bring a point to your ear - like Leonard Nemoy
Dizzy Dustin is my nom de plume
In bloom on this Ugly introduction tune
(Get down)
(Gimme an intro)
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
Rrrrrhhaa!
[ Andy C ]
Check, check, check out my melody, I`m havin some fun
Goin Public like the Enemy - Number One
Steppin on the scene with or without pay
Gettin Wilder than Gene till the crowd goes (Hey!)
I rock events with much confidence
And catch compliments on all continents
So clap your hands everybody, Germany to Amsterdam
From the USA to the whole UK, Scandinavia and Japan
[ Dizzy Dustin ]
We been overseas, on tour with the JB`s
Dizzy Dustin`s introduction for this new LP
[ Andy C ]
Now we don`t record keyboard
I use it for a kneeboard
We`re not the other groups
We only ride loops (fat loops)
We keep it pure, been into this before
Rap had its own section in the record store
And that`s how it is, you can ask Diz
Listen for yourself, here he is
[ Dizzy Dustin ]
(Well alright)
There`s three in UD, we`re each from Long Beach
While Andy and I write, Rod searches for beats
They call him Einstein and everywhere you find us
He`s right behind us where the DJ stands
Pullin out black plates from one of his many crates
Scratchin like the Supreme Team with his hands
Einstein
( *Young Einstein scratches* )
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
