Poor Mans Hat — текст песни (Reasonable Volume)

Hello Hello?
I um. Oh Oh no
I am going to be singing a song for you, and hope that you like
this song, we wrote the song ourselves, and we are going to sing
it in a matter of seconds. SO as they say in a music industry
(break a leg) No they do not say break a leg as much as they
say Take it Away. So we are going to do just that an.. and take
it away, on the count of 1, 2, 123 go.

No matter where I am
No matter where Im at
Im going to put a coin
In that poor man`s hat

I reach in my pocket
And I pull out a dime
I casually throw it in
And boy do I feel fine

Perhaps he will buy some food
Or some brand new threads
Or some fancy blankets
For his cardboard bed.

Perhaps I will take him in
In under my wing
We`d be such jolly friends
As we laugh and dance and sing.

Then maybe he`ll get clothes
Instead of that old rag.
I wonder what he is drinking
From that paper bag.

Some people think that I`m too kind
SOme people think that I`m weird
I will help that homeless man
Get the crumbs out of his beard

I like to help this man
because I am so.... so nice
I would take him home
and get rid of his lice

I like to help
anyone I meet
I`ll take this homeless man
And get him off the street.

That was our song, it is over. the song is now over. it is over.