10 Knots — текст песни (D:A:D)

My kitchen floor started cracking
And out jumped a man
Big, red and horny
I was shaking the devils hand
You`ve got a hell of a reputation
Thats the name of my game
Been digging all night
`Cause I heard your name
Got a mean main reason have no fear
But first we`ll plays some poker
And have a warm beer
Let`s play a little poker
And have a nize hot beer

I will smash your windows burn your mail
I tied ten knots on the devils tail
I can eat a horse even chew nail
I tied ten knots on the devils tail
D.A.D. wouldn`t cross his trail
`Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail
He`s the toughest man and he can`t fail
But I tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil

I sat down to the table
With the man that I once feared
He was drinking, humming, drinking
And scratching his beard
So we drank for about a fortnight
It seemed like some stupid test
Still I was sitting upright
Doing the things that I do best
But the poor devil looked mess

I will smash your windows...

Though he was red
He seemed kind of pale
Then I tied ten knots
On the devils tail
I dumped him in his hole
Heard the echoes of the scream
Hey boyscout from below
Now tell me who`s mean!

I won`t smash your windows...

I`m so rough I spent summer in jail
`Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail
I`m so mean I could out-fart a gale
But I tied ten knots on the devils tail