Me Versus Me — текст песни (Biz Markie)

{*scats*} Biz {*scats*} Mark
{*beatboxes*}

[Verse One]
I`m the original B-I-Z
The Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E
Everywhere I go, I always G
I`m thinkin somethin that you never could see
Doin the beatbox and the R-A-P
That`s why I`m the Inhuman Orchestra, Biz Markie
I`m here just doin my J-O-B
So I can reach the T-O-P
As soon as I get to the T-O-P
Then I will be D-O-N with the E
I rock New Jersey and N.Y.C.
Whether it`s at a club or a block party
To my man Capri, Starchild and Brucie Bee
{?}, Baby J, and DJ Marty
The title of the song in the place to be
Is not this or that, it`s Me Versus Me

[Chorus: repeat 4X]
{*Biz Markie beatboxes*}
Me versus me

[Verse Two]
I think it`s time to act up and throw a fit
Cause I`m rockin to a beat that just won`t quit
This is the real thing, not counterfeit
Cause everything you hear, I`m doin it
The name of a baseball glove is a mitt
And what I need on my BMW is a kit
A preacher preaches from a pulpit
And my man Benny Hill, got a lot of wit
The rhymes that I say are the ultimate
And the way out anywhere is called an exit
A real short play is called a skit
And New Balance sneakers are legit
The past tense for bite, is called a bit
Everywhere that I go, all attention I get
I used to live by the North conduit
The Biz Markie will always make a hit!

[Chorus]

[Verse Three]
This is one thing, that I like to say
This is a different kind of rhythm and rap display
I`m not Frankie Crocker or Lamarr Renee
Cause both of them are radio DJ`s
Otis Redding be sittin by the dock of the bay
I`m bound to wreck your body to the break of day
And if you wanna see me at a show, you gotta pay
Cause if you don`t you will have, a little delay
Zip-de-doo-dah, zip-de-day
I`m the S-K the B-I-Z the Emezah-A-R-K
And even if I`m buggin on out, around the way
You`ll never see me drinkin Tanqueray
Swan, G. Rap, Kane, Shan and Shante
Always been down with the capital J
I got a homeboy by the name of Dr. Bombay
My favorite color - is GREY! Uhh

[Outro]
I can`t forget I like reggae
I`m Biz Markie, and my DJ
C-double-O-L V to the break of day
Hold up, bricka-bricka-bay
Rockin to the rhythm, to the break of day
The original B-I-Z, the Emeza-Emeza-A
Best to sing, and appointed rap king, to the break of day
Everywhere I go I like break your way
And it don`t matter to me, as long I give you a display
Zip-a-dee-do-dah rock the microphone and you say
The king of romance will like break your day
I`m Biz Mark, I`d like to say okay
And my favorite drink is called OJ
Hippin to hop then to break your way
Listen to me as I rock and I, say okay
To my man Rud and Superlover Cee ay
I rock to the rhythm and oh say okay
Can`t forget my man, G-A, U-L
Hold up - it don`t matter to me I rock swell
Hold up - you know it`s, me, the
Original B-I-Z, the Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E
The original with the material and the ladies always know
I`m bound to wreck in like a Lincoln, always steal a show
To kick it with swing, to rock the thing, ha-heh-ha-ha-ha-hee
Known to me as the original B
It don`t matter long as I say stuff you see
Kickin records of a rap technique and..
.. down to wreck your body, your moms be freakin
To my man Godfather Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-AHHH!