How wax drippin`, honey what do you say
I got a brand new record that i gotta play
She says a `Not now boy` but I did anyway
`Cause I`m ready, so ready
Your lips smackin`, patty whackin` walkin` the street
I got a rag top Chevy, now I`m back on my feet
I get and E.M.H.O* woody when I sitin the seat
`Cause I`m ready, so ready, yeah
I got a girlfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes
`Cause in the pink she looks so fine
She`s got the cracker jack now
All I want`s the prize, honey
I know these hookers down on 42:nd street but a
Ill-gotten booty`s not my style
I`ll take a raincheck till i get back on my feet, honey
`Cause I`m all right
Oh, your daddy says I`m all right
Oh, your mama says I`m all right
Oh, my old lady says I`m all right
Whip crackin` floozy way out of control
She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll
I got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hole
And I`m ready, so ready
I`m a red hot pistol and I`m ready to fight
I`m a `38 special on a Saturday night
I`m gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey make it all right
`Cause I`m ready, so ready
I got a crusier with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little French kiss, honey, thet`s my kinda trash, yeah
My brand new baby`s lookin` F.I.N.E.* - fine
The sun is shining every day
Ain`t got no rubbers, now it`s rainin` all the time, honey
`Cause I`m all right
My little sister says I`m all right
Oh, my brother thinks I`m all right
And my old lady knows I`m all right
I feel like I`m hung up on the line
I`d die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so F.I.N.E. - fine
Let`s put our clothes back on
And by the way girl, what`s your name again
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Oh yeah, yeah
`Cause I`m all right
Oh, your daddy says I`m all right
Oh, and Tipper thinks I`m all right
Oh, Joe Perry says I`m all right
I pitch my tent in the pouring rain
I got a back-seat lover that`s a-callin` my name
She`s gonna blow my cover, she`s as hot as a flame
But I`m ready
I shove my tongue right between your cheeks
fee I haven`t made love now, for 24 weeks
I hear that you`re so tight now your lovin` squeaks
And I`m ready, so ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....
