Ooh yeah
Mh
Hey yo, man
Ain`t nothin like a nice bowl of cornflakes in the morning
to smooth you out
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [2x]
[ VERSE 1 ]
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who`s the baddest female of them all?
It was Frosted Flake, she loved to bowl
And although her skin was white she had a lot of soul
Rich female, very debonnaire
Drivin a Rolls with rollers in her hair
We was hangin out, pumpin the stereo
She took me to a club, I think the name was Cheerio`s
She walked like she was jumpin a hurdle
I was happy as a kid that just saw _Mutant Ninja Turtles_
A guy walked over, said, "Your earring`s cute"
I said, "I`m wearin a earring, but it ain`t no Fruit Loop"
Me and Frosted went to get a drink
But she ordered somethin bugged and I ain`t know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth
She`s
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [4x]
[ VERSE 2 ]
I went to Vegas, didn`t think it`d do any harm
I walked into this girl named Lucky Charm
For some reason we walked in the rain
She had a four-leaf clover with a big gold chain
She had a salary that was full of calories, for real
And I was in the mood for a homecooked meal
So we went to be alone
But we had to be quiet, cause her cornpops was home
Kissed her neck, kissed her back, kissed her arms
I said, "Forget it, let me see your lucky charms"
When we began her hairstyle was neat
But when I left the next morning it looked like shredded wheat
Talked about marriage, I said, "That`s risky
Besides, it`s such a waste of Rice Crispies"
She had a robe with the velours material
Her pops woke up, I said, "Hello Mr. Cereal
I came this morning to deliver the paper"
He said, "Stop frontin, I know you caught the vapors
That`s my daughter, so save your croonin
You better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon in"
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [4x]
Yeah, check this out here:
[ VERSE 3 ]
Then there was Pebbles, times was rough
She was turnin tricks to get her `coo-coo puff!`
Her mind was gone, but she turned me on, in fact
She was wearin an Apple Jack hat
With a full-link fox and some pink bobby-socks
Her father had a greedy disease, fried chicken pocks
We called him Hungry Jack
He talked like pops, and then he dressed like The Mack
He invited me out to lunch
With a old army buddy of his, Captain Crunch
The waiter said, "Jack, what would you like today?"
He said, "I don`t know, just make it Special, `K?"
He said, "Cool," came back with the order
That`s when I said, "Hey yo, Jack, I like your daughter"
He said, "Pebbles? Boy, are your crazy?
I said, "Nah, I wanna ride in a Mercedes
She could sing while I`m swingin my thing
Cause her burgers taste better than Burger King"
He said, "Go party, do some minglin
You and my daughter, your brain must be jinglin"
I said, "It`s smooth, no disrespect
She`ll sign a pre-nup, so she don`t get half of my week check"
Then we walked down the aisle
Our honeymoon was milky - cereal style
You know what I`m sayin?
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [4x]
Milky
Ha-ha-ha
Peace!
