Idiot Boyfriend — текст песни (Jimmy Fallon)

I know what you want
And I know what you need
But Im gonna screw it up, yeah
Cuz Im and idiot and Im your boyfriend yeah


Im gonna take you out
Leave my wad at home
And then Ill use your cell phone baby, long distance
And Im your boyfriend


Baby I know Im a man whos made mistakes
I still got some learnin to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now were best friends too, yeah


And I know what you want
I know what you need
But Im gonna screw it up, yeah
Cuz Im and idiot and Im your boyfriend yeah


And Im gonna get you a gift
But its something I like too
I hope you like this Norelco Big Trimmer
It has my name on it, and Im your boyfriend


Be-bebebebebe yeah dadadadadadada dadadadadadadadada
Ill get real drunk and call my baby up at four o clock in the morning
Im an idiot


(Jimmy talking)
Pick up the phone, come on, now look,
lets get in my dads SUV,
well go over to my house, my crib, my pad,
Ill tell my mom to go to sleep,
and then well have the living room all to ourselves you see,
Ill put on some great DVDs I picked up,
how about like something like The Matrix?
I can turn that boom-box up,
and make the bass snap a dime on my moms couch, yeah, hey baby,
you like fine cooking? Cuz you know what,
I got Swansons dinner in the freezer with your name on it,
check it out.yeah


I got a permanent wave, yeah
I got a ogle-b home purse baby
Uh, I honk the horn,
can you honk the horn
can you honk the horn
let me hear ya honk it
Come on


Let me hear you say Uh Uhyeah
Let me hear you say Uh Uh Uhyeah
Let me hear you say UH UHyeah
Let me hear you say (Jimmy moans)