[Dr Cook]
Ruth, send in the next patient
[Chorus x4]
Dodio-doe, there`ll be no nose job
Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that)
[Baby D/Humpty-Hump]
People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin
Ain`t it about time for you to be bailin out
Of the race and community you come from
Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump!
Ice Cube says you`re making more than Donald Trump
So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump
Dr: Sit down
HH: Wait a minute, uh-uh
Dr: Get in the chair
[Humpty-Hump]
Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked
She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I`m a slim figure
The white girl says my hips are not big enough
And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger
All of these so-called celebrities
Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities
A young girl sees you on a TV show
She`s only six, says Mama, I don`t like my nose!
Why`d you have to go and mess up the child`s head
So you can get another gold waterbed?!
You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit
Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it
[Chorus]
[Humpty-Hump]
Uh, and you don`t stop, check it
I smell the message from the TV
Does my Humpty nose deceive me?
Smells like the blacker the wacker
Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her
But see for me, the bigger the nose the better
They say the lighter the righter
Oh yeah?! Well, that`s tough
Sometimes I feel I`m not black enough
I`m high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection
And if I was to change it`d be further in that direction
So catch me on the beach, I`ll be gettin a tan
Make sure there`s no mistake that
Humpty-Hump is from the motherland
Layin in the sun, string bikini
Between the buns of two cuties
Still mackin, there`ll be no nose job
[Chorus]
[Baby D]
Come on, Humpty, let`s get out of here
Dr: Hi, Humpty. My name is Dr Cook, I`ll be handlin your surgery today
HH: Uh, surgery?! Ain`t no surgery, said I don`t want none
Dr: Yeah, but you`re gonna be a big star
HH: Star? Look I`m already a star
Dr: A huge star, kid
HH: Y`all don`t understand, man
Dr: Big, really big!
HH: So what, I don`t wanna
Dr: Yeah, get his legs
HH: Put me down, put me down!
Dr: Come on, Humpty, don`t worry about a thing, don`t worry about it
HH: No, no!
Dr: Calm down, you`re going to be fine..
HH: Hey!
Dr: Come on, sedative (sedative)..scalpel (scalpel)
HH: Sedative! Scalpel!
Dr: Knife (knife), Gauze pad (gauze), and gimme a little tape (tape)
Dr: Okay, he`ll be alright..don`t worry about it
HH: [gibberish]
Nr: You`re falling asleep, Mr Humpty..
