Yo, you know this is.. FON-KAY
I`d like to say rest in peace, to Aaliyah (sweet thing)
And `Left Eye` Lopez
But, you know, shout out to my man Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan, check it out, Jet Li
[Verse One]
I`ma bring it to you like this
Drop a three pointer from the corner like swish
Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap
Shell tops new and Space Invaders cap
Old school like, bread and gravy
Me and Monty roll together like Fred and Grady
Ain`t, nothin you can say to stop this mad man
Play Defender, Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man
Just like Martin Luther I had a dream
In a house with no heat, just kerosene
Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection
The type to wear Timbs to a weddin reception
I`m so smart, I even got a GED
Plus a vide-oh-oh, BET, and MTV
I`m the best thing out now go ask your moms
Spendin money on cars just to pass the time
[Chorus]
Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that`s good
{*scratch: Egg foo yung*}
Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that`s good
{*scratch: Fried one time*}
Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that`s good
{*sample: Mix it mix it up nice*}
I need a couple of egg rolls in my neighborhood, that`s good
[Verse Two]
I`m the Uptown rhymer, large like Big Momma
Keep three girls on the couch like Oh Drama
End every line with period, no comma
Hidin out `til I`m found like Osama
Walk on water, filled with pirahnas
Want the tie within coats with no liner
If I ever lose my girl, I go find her
If not, I got Shirl` and Tawanna
Right back on ya, yep the old timer
Any contract you got, I no sign-a
Don`t smoke or use drugs, of no kind-a
Everything that I wear, is de-signer
Just like Dolce, hang with Gabbana
Biz Mark play his part, the show timer
Make any party hot like your sauna
Still keep the crowd controlled with no drama
[Chorus] - change last line to I need SOME egg rolls.. etc.
[Verse Three]
It`s the Mmah, Zah-aYYAH, Rrah, Zah-KaYYAH
When Guiliani leave I will be the Mayor
In the year two-thou`, I`m gonna house
I`m still tryin to look up a girl`s blouse
Got a Hummer for the summer, Benz for my girlfriend
When it comes to ice, I got a lot of dia-monds
I`m hangin at the Rucker, watchin skip-to-my-loo
Girls askin me to do the {*puh, ah one-two*}
Weather is good, about eighty degrees
My X-Ray vision seein thongs and G`s
Thankin the Lord for the beautiful day
I seen people sippin on Tanqueray
Everything`s the same, in the new millen`
Seattle is where, they got a Hip-Hop Museum
So listen to the way I rock the spot
Right about now I`ma make you hot
[Chorus] - change last line again
[Biz Markie]
Rrrrrah! The Emmezah..
Hey, Bruce Lee! Jackie Chan! My man Jet Li!
Five Deadly Venoms, the Master Killer
Huang Yu, Angela Mayo, okay
{*Biz imitating the oriental beat*}
I`m the Bizz Markeeee and I can rock
To {???}
I can`t forget my man by the name of {?} he rock
He rock, I`m the Biz and I STOP
