The Girls Dont Like The Job — текст песни (Kool Keith)

{kool keith on the phone}

Hello -- did cathy come in today, or what?

Im startin to not, to like, whats shes doin at me

Shes not on time, you know her hair aint combed

Shes not dressed properly

Shes always wearin jeans, and this is a company

Where you wear dresses, and you look neat and come in

With your briefcase

And were taking cutbacks.. somebody gotta get dropped



[kool keith]

Capital investments by sequence automatic mechanical problem secure

Space investor, wall street journal analysist

The rates of companies by speed paine-webber

Merryl lynch, no other than solomon brothers

Banking system with my computer wisdom

Immaculate suit, pinstriped, with my shirt and tie

Girls know Im fly -- on the a-x-1 new floppy disk

"hello? theres somebody out there to see you"

No, tell her to call me back

Im busy with the president of the united states

Discussing more rates on a higher level

Dont give me feedback, I dont need that

Two trips to costa rica, Ill be a week back

Before you sign a new act, find out if they wack

Your budget will be low, and youll be fired, highly retired

Im the new boss of this company girl

(I want you to fax yourself to china ok? do this now)



Chorus: kool keith *singing* (repeat 2x)



The girls dont like the job

Secretaries dont like my ways

I hire and fire, give you checks on the spot

I hire and fire, give you checks when its hot



[kool keith]

Down at 55 water street

Top official always seein chemical bank, wells fargo

Bank of america with my fine secretary erykah

Me and al sharpton was talkin about real estate in compton

With a loan from general mills

I would start a new nba team baldwin hills

The baldwin hills spacemen

Lime green uniforms with a orange basketball logo

? the group solo, thats right, dolo

With the comissioner of the basketball

Passin yall in my asr rolls royce

Yall cant stop my voice and opinion, heres a card and my phone extension

Not to mention I ripped up four tickets to the grammy awards

I had pasta with my new team and my roster

Agents beware, Im talkin to shaq behind the lakers back

Michael jordan Im important, keep tapes recordin

Buyin baseball stadiums, talkin to joe morgan

Cincinatti reds, Im over your heads

Call my limo nancy, make it fancy, Im in a rush

No time for coffee, ice cream from mr. softie



[baseball stadium organ playing]

Tom hanks calls the base of keith in the uk

We sold a lot of mercedes benzs

And bmws to the small starving communities

Even as an import, its just a regular cab in foreign countries

Materialistic for just the ignorant ones only the united states

Im goin to lunch, Ill be right back



{the girls dont like the job!}

Cutback on time

Employees research files, tryin to find my styles

Sippin on a glass of sprite

Toni braxton wanna sing pride with me tonight

I gotta work late, the office, the kids, the dog

Puppies, groceries, hopin these things get done by the end of the week

I been through the week, did you book my airline flight assistant terry?

Youll get no record deal actin like neneh cherry, back to work dont flirt

Give me them passes to the james brown concert

Front row seats at least, please dont bother me I need peace

Terry you been late a lot

I hate a lot of those same black pants you wearin dancin

Take two days off, Im goin to the playoffs



Chorus 1.5x