I Cant Put My Finger on It — текст песни (housemartins)

As martin said to xanthe

As they played with wooden toys

"you may have wendys playhouse

But where the heels your boys? "

As paul said to fifi

As they eyed each other up

"you may have better plimsoles

But you cant pee standing up"



And Id like to take the time to bite

Their neck and make it bleed

Or maybe I could cut holes in their

Daddys harris tweed



And I cant put my finger on it

Maybe its something in their food

And I cnat put my finger on it

All I know is christ wouldve sued



As sharon said to jamie

As they sat down for a chat

"if you think Im cooking dinner

Well, prepare to eat dead rat"



As debbie said to alex

As they held hands in the park

"how come you wear rupert check

When you think youre so hard"



I shouldve done his land rover

To let him know Id been

Instead I wrote "f off"

On the dirt across his screen



And I cant put my finger on it

Maybe its something in their food

And I cnat put my finger on it

All I know is christ wouldve sued



I wish Id let them know that I was here

A drop of arsenic in the wine

Sulphuric acid in the beer