[Chamillionaire]
The walkin` chandellier is here, but hey something is weird
Door-handles disappeared got shaved off like a beird
NBA Live and Metal Gear nigga, look at ya bimbo
Climbin` in the window, I just want to play the Nintendo
Hold up a second kinfolk, ya missing ya slut
Ya misses got stuck, while she was tryin` to get in the truck
I tryed to roll the window up and when I did it got stuck
Now all you candy paint, her legs and her butt
People always mistake me for Mannie Fresh
`Cause hoes see the way I dress and say Man He Fresh
Ask Mista Madd, Kat ain`t the man to test
So many K`s he got the Ku Klux Klan impressed
Hold up a second kinfolk, Koopa shoot the bazooka
And handcuffin` boyfriends don`t even introduce her
to Koopa if you don`t want Koopa to come and scoop her
With screens fallin` like hoola-hoops on a hoola-hooper
Hold up a second kinfolk, she don`t wanna share me
This ain`t no funeral stop actin` like an obituary
*Phone Rings*, Operator give me the nearest library
`Cause these hoes keep beggin` me for some dictionary
Bag chicks in the flag-ship, I`ma show all my books
She said she never heard of me before but know all my hooks
That`s the way it always begin
The story will end
with me and Victoria in the Victoria Inn
Knock-Knock before I open the door for your whore
I`ll put my jewlrey in the drawer so I can look like I`m poor
Put a ice-pack on my back so I can look like I`m sore
Get a massage from ya braud while we lookin` at porn
Hold up a second kinfolk, I get respect and your last
Niggaz that think I won`t make em` cry like tear gas
You want me for trouble I open a can of whoop ass
I got the game locked, like gladlock zip bags
No kids, so ain`t no children callin` me poppa
Only time I`ma poppa, is when the heat `ll go blocka
Until then I`m the one-hitter quitter, hater dropper
When you fall on the floor, I`ma use ya face to mop a
hall way all day, on the C-Wall with a camera
Damnit bruh, I forgot to give a shout-out to Tamera
Well this my shout-out for you, I hope this is cool
To you know who, and you know who Chamillion said what it do
Yeah
