[Hook]
Half animal, half man - Eminem
Half man, half amazin - Nas
It seems so amazin, I verbally burn a nigga - Canibus
Check the flows of the major deacon - Redman
[Deacon the Villain]
Get close and lose your soul
Dr. ? so the G-version of how this story is really told
Conquerin` Deacon is a silly goal
You`re just a common new editon for a Faces of Death videos
Splish splash in your own blood bath
Holdin` your chest bigger than Bobby Brown`s drug stash
Bigger than Louie Anderson`s belly flop splash
Ass streatch wider than Jim Carrey`s mouth when he laughs
You might as well smoke a cigarrette while you huff gas
Facin` me is dummer than using fingernail clippers to cut grass
(Your choice) Dozen inch dick or a cocked twelve
Cause playin` Cool J is the only time I`m rockin` L
Death follows me like gunshots and hot shells
The last time I stopped rappin` coffin makers stock fell
Like a seeled water hose I got rap locked well
but your album is an iron raft, that shit will not sail/sell
[Hook]
[Deacon the Villian]
? questions when testin` me
I got so many punchlines
You`d think I`m fightin` off referees
My specialities is any type of world weaponry
So stop stressin` or catch a hot lesson
You wouldn`t be fly ? demonic possessions
I deliever lung shots that cause pneumonic depressions
Jump inside ? of bubonic infections
Liek poision commuion wine
People can`t stomache my blessings
In a battle session
I can blow out daylight
Cause I`m like Shakesphere retired
I never playwrite/play right
Never say shit twice
Give ya one chance to hear it
My flow Godly touches your spirit so ya better fear it
I collect souls and put `em on clearance
Death`s about to make an appearance due to your interfearance
So don`t surprise me and start my defense reflex
Cause I`m dope enough to suffocate your weak set with a Kleenex
[Hook]
[Deacon the Villain]
I`ve been the truth since the cradle
While most of y`all are so good at lyin`/lion
I thought Simba raised you
Realize what I do to guys with lines
The only Mac you got came Super Sized with fries
Brand me, half animal, half cannibal
Make like Bruce Banner and throw a fuckin` van at you
The rap Hannibal, it takes +Silence+ to stop violence
Undermine my talents and leave you lyin` under violins
My skills are like Bill Gates stock wealth
While half of y`all are fake fur, I mean not felt
I move at speeds that`ll make a stop watch melt
Like autofellatio, I`m only tryin` to top self
That`s why half of these punks are scared to fight
They talk shit then bleed like dog parasites
But I terror write, out the frame and set fire to the canvas
My deaths is eternal, you`ll never understand this
