expecting me to clean my house out 
under my fridge I found the roach bug 
they were eating my potatoes 
they even got to raise a fambly 
it aint no failing I just want `em out 
I live in filth and now I want `em out 
they dont even hep me to pay my rent 
they even eat the cash I hadn`t spent 
the son of bum aint like a stink bug 
they aren`t like the rolly pollies 
they dont behave like a cicada 
but there better than the crab bug 
if I could only dream about them 
and bathe them in the new age light 
I`d put cookies in my bedroom 
and gladly let them spend night in my bed 
in my bed