The Ballad of Skip Wiley — текст песни (Jimmy Buffett)

Hes a man on a mission

Wild as a ricochet

Picture if you can when the everglades ran

From the gulf coast to biscayne bay



Hes gonna give it back to the gators

Lock the tourists up in theme parks and zoos

He says join me for lunch at the reptiles brunch

Where the barometer soup is you



Hes crazy and dangerous

But who else can you trust

Hes the outlaw in all of us

The environmental terrorist



Ou can mess with that mouse in orlando

Jilt a tourist in st. augustine

Ou can shoplift all day at blockbuster

But you cant steal the orange bowl queen

No you cant steal the orange bowl queen



Spoken:

Thats unthinkable in the state of florida

What would the chamber of commerce say

This man is sick

Eah



There were crimes of epic proportions

All part of skip wileys crusade

Tourists were cackin

And tourists were packin

While he and skink cooled there heels in the shade



Then came the citrus sensation

Welcome to the revolution he said

With a pirates persona

He snatched the gridiron madonna

And the day groovers called for his head



Hes crazy and dangerous

But who else can you trust

Hes the outlaw in all of us

The environmental terrorist



Ou can mess with that mouse in orlando

Jilt a tourist in st. augustine

Ou can rag on the miami dolphins

But you cant steal the orange bowl queen

No you cant steal the orange bowl queen

No, no you cant steal the orange bowl queen



Spoken:

Well skips caper it kinda backfired

Got the orange juice barons rather upset

In the light of bad moves these manhunts ensued

Skip easily slipped through the net

He was last seen atop of a mangrove

Perched like a wounded osprey

He was not meant to last

He belongs to the past

And I hope he gets there one day



Hes crazy and dangerous

But who else can you trust

Hes the outlaw in all of us

The environmental terrorist (terrorist)



Ou can mess with that mouse in orlando

Jilt a tourist in st. augustine

Ou can shoplift your days at blockbuster

But you cant steal the orange bowl queen

No you cant steal the orange bowl queen

No you cant steal the orange bowl queen

Thats right