Skin and Bone — текст песни (Kinks)

Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big
She weighed just about sixteen stone
And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet
Now she looks like skin and bone.
Do the meditation and yoga
And she`s thrown away the good food guide
And she`s given up the alcohol and pizzas
And the pies and now she looks as if she`s ready to die,
You can`t see her walk by.

Don`t eat no mashed potatoes,
Don`t eat no buttered scones
Stay away from carbohydrates
You`re gonna look like skin and bone.

Living on the edge of starvation
And she says she`s got no appetite
And her father and her mother
And her sisters and her brothers
Couldn`t see her when she walked by
She looked like skin and bone.

Don`t eat no mashed potatoes,
Don`t eat no buttered scones
Stay away from carbohydrates
You`re gonna look like skin and bone.

She used to be so cuddly,
She used to be so fat,
But oh what a sin cos she`s oh so thin
That she lost all the friends that she had,
She looks like skin and bone

If you look flabby
And you feel overweight,
And you wanna lose a couple of stone,
Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises
And you`ll look like skin and bone.

Come on rattle them bones,
Put your hands up to the ceiling,
Bend your hips and touch your toes,
Do your daily exercises,
You`re gonna look like skin and bone,

Don`t eat no mashed potatoes, etc.