The Peeper — текст песни (Adam Sandler)





singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin` through his head? woah!

[Leaves rusteling]

Peeper: Climin` the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin` for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. settelin` in. keepin` it quiet. hidden. heart pounding through chest. waiting. lookin` around. nervous. lights on, jackpot, here she is. oh my. no pants. classey. not to tight. walkin around the room. no idea Im here. lovin` it. Rubbin her feet. tough day. relaxin`. hops off bed, goin twards bathroom. shuttin` the door. alone again... waiting. lookin` around. board. pullin` out nippel clips. Painful! ow... but these are a bit.

[door opening]

Bathroom door opens. lovin` it. oooh my.... hairs in a pony tale. she picks up the tv clicker. click

[tv makes noises]

sittin` back. watchin. watchin` her watch. lovin it.

[giggling]

she laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. oh yea. sharin a moment.

[dog panting]

theres a dog. not good.

[sniffing]

he can smell me. should`ve shoured.

[barking]

barkin. wont leave. oh no, here she comes. stayin motionless. fuckin` dogs loosin it.

[window open]

girl: Bud! you be quiet and go home like a good boy.

[dog stops barking and walks off]

Peeper: dosnt see me. she`s gorgous. Im grotesque.

[knock]

Peeper: knock at front door! she goes to answer!

[door opens]

Peeper: Its him.... chizzeled features.. they kiss. Im fuming. also hard. hatin` myself. sniffin fingers.

woman: ohhh...

Peeper: she moans! ohhhh! I moan. He looks up. busted. should not have moaned...

[footsteps]

Peeper: he walks toword windo. muscular

man: this guy. gotta be fuckin kiddin me

Peeper: full of rage. looking right at me.

man: theres a guy in the tree out here.

Peeper: full of shame.

woman: are you serious?

Peeper: completely worthless. hard as a rock.

man: I see you shit head! well the cops are comin you sick fuck! and if you even think of runnin away Ill bash your fuckin` skull with a lead pipe!

Peeper: stayin still. motionless. pretending to be a squirrel.

[squirrel noises]

[dialing]

Peeper: not working. shes calling. dreams shattered

[talking]

Peeper: ultamate humiliation.

[squirt]

Peeper: ejaculating.

man: AWWW!!! YOU GROSS PIG! YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT YA KNOW THAT!

Peeper: yes I do... cant help myself.

[car pulling up and door opening]

cop: L.A.P.D. get down from the tree buddy.

[squirrel noises]

Peeper: trying the squirrel thing again. looking for a nut.

cop: I said get down from there!

Peeper: down I go...

[Slam, slam, slam, slam]

Peeper: Oh!

woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! you need some serious help you ass hole!

Peeper walking away: I know I do... Its an addiction

cop: lets go big guy, c`mon

Peeper: wifes going to kill me.

cop: dont be doing this shit mr... nippel clips.

[Peeper slamming into cp car seat]

Peeper: handcuffed... cant sniff fingers...

[door slams and engine warms up]

Peeper: please piss on me...

cop: yea, this is officer Tyler, everythings under controle.

Peeper: PLEASE piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that would be great.

singers: The peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! WOAH!



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