I`d like to go to Scotland,
I`d like to wear I kilt,
I`d like to show off my two legs
And do just what I wilt
I`d like to go to Scotland
And show off my two thighs,
I`d like to wear a minikilt
And poke you in the eyes
I`d like to go to Scotland
And be so very bad,
I`d wear a micro minikilt
of plad
