Operation — текст песни (Dane Cook)

I had that game Operation, remember that game Operation?
Big naked white guy. He had no pee pee at all.
He had no.. Bigok, no scrumdidly-umptious.. no cash and prizes.
He was like that guy from Silence of the Lambs, remember,
he tucked it in... Put the lotion in the basket... Put the LOATION
in the BASKET!!
*guy laughs*
You`re laughing `cause you`ve done it you freak!
Your a freak, your a freak!... I used to do it...
I used to come out of my girlfriends bathroom naked,
Look, I`m just like you.
I was always afraid that one time she would be like...
*WAhhhh* I`m just like you! AGH I`m just like you!
Shhhhhh....
Monopoly, theres another little game. We had Monopoly, everybody had it.
No one like it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn`t.
And it`s simple why, ok.
Cause this is anyone here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly,
ready?...
*Booush* FUCK THIS GAME! It`s 4 in the morning grandma, YOU WIN!
I`m sittin on Baltic with crap! I`m paying lunch re-tax out the ass!
And I hate when your the banker,
where did you get the pink 50`s you cheating whore!
Don`t fucking touch me grandpa, NANA is a cheating whore!
I should cut you head off with this little doggy!...
We were so poor growing up, we had to use that iron.
We had to actually use that little iron. It`s not funny.
It takes a long time to iron a shirt with that little iron...
Mmmmm..ooo *sizzle*... oh *sizzle* shit hot...