JOHN PEBBLE OF STYX ENTERPRISES
Get`em out by Friday!
You don`t get paid till the last one`s well on his way.
Get`em out by Friday!
It`s important that we keep to schedule, there must be no delay.
MARK HALL OF STYX ENTERPRISES
(OTHERWISE KNOWN AS `THE WINKLER`)
I represent a firm of gentlemen who recently purchased this
house and all the others in the road,
In the interest of humanity we`ve found a better place for you
to go-go-go.
MRS. BARROW (A TENANT)
Oh, no, this I can`t believe,
Oh, Mary, they`re asking us to leave.
MR. PEBBLE
Get`em out by Friday!
I`ve told you before, `s good many gone if we let them stay.
And if it isn`t easy,
You can squeeze a little grease and our troubles will soon run away.
MRS BARROW
After all this time they ask us to leave,
And I told them we could pay double the rent.
I don`t know why it seemed so funny,
Seeing as how they`d take more money.
The winkler called again, he came here this morning,
With four hundred pounds, and a photograph of the place he has found.
A block of flats with central heating.
I think we`re going to find it hard.
MR. PEBBLE
Now we`ve got them!
I`ve always said that cash cash cash can do anything well.
Work can be rewarding
When a flash of intuition is a gift that helps you excel-sell-sell.
MR. HALL
Here we are in Harlow New Town, did you recognize your block
across the square, over there,
Sadly since last time we`ve found we`ve had to raise
the rent again,
just a bit.
MRS. BARROW
Oh, no, this I can`t believe,
Oh, Mary, and we agreed to leave.
(a passage of time)
18/9/2012 T.V. FLASH ON ALL DIAL-A-PROGRAM SERVICES
This is an announcement from Genetic Control:
It is my sad duty to inform you of a 4ft. restriction on humanoid height.
EXTRACT FROM CONVERSATION OF JOE ORDINARY IN LOCAL PUBORAMA
I hear the directors of Genetic Control have been buying all
the properties that have recently been sold, taking
risks oh so bold.
It`s said now that people will be shorter in height,
they can fit twice as many in the same building site.
(they say it`s alright),
Beginning with the tenants of the town of Harlow,
in the interest of humanity they`ve been told they must
go-go-go-go.
SIR JOHN DE PEBBLE OF UNITED BLACKSPRINGS INTERNATIONAL
I think I`ve fixed a new deal
A dozen properties - we`ll buy at five and sell at thirty four,
Some are still inhabited,
It`s time to send the winkler to see them,
he`ll have to work some more.
MEMO FROM SATIN PETER OF ROCK DEVELOPMENTS LTD.
With land in your hand you`ll be happy on earth
Then invest in the Church for your heaven.
