"Well hello there little boy.
Now don`t be shy.
Step right up, I`m a reasonable guy.
Don`t be frightened by the look in my eye.
I`m just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I`m just a little shy and scared in this place
I`m just a fish outaa water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don`t you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor`s place
See the dull expression on his face
you`d be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He`s not using his brain he`s just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee`s
He hasn`t had a thought since `43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain`t using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won`t lie,
I`ll drink their (her) brains `til they`re zombified.
Sure they (she) might think it`s deranged
But they (she)won`t give it a thought
Once I`ve eaten their (her) brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It`s okay.
It`s not a matter if it isn`t gray,
And if at first they (she) think(s) it`s strange,
They (she)won`t think twice
If they (she)don`t have a brain!
Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can`t stop
I`ll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later, I`m hungry again!
Creep into the donut shop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They`re so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly`s rumblin`, I got a need to fill it.
I don`t fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i`ll just grab my self a straw and drink em!!!
Now you`ve been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can`t help but think
That there isn`t one left out there to drink.
Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you`re trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I`ll be your bestest friend.
BRAIN.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
