Fat Person Man — текст песни (Jimmy Buffett)

Sheila

You got to get rid of dat fat person man

Send him to french guiana china or japan

Get him off of dis island

Ders no reconcilin da rumours have already spread

He dont leave dis island

He lose his head

I cant help it I just tell the truth



Norman

Now sheila I cant do that

Try and understand

Hes not just some drunk asshole

Hes my money man

Hes got banks in nebraska

And mines in alaska

His childish ways can be misread



Sheila

Ill say it one more time sir

He lose his head I cant help it,

I just tell the truth



Norman

Now lesters really harmless



Sheila

But hippolytes a threat



Norman

Whole life here in kinja

Rests on this tilson fete

I cant have a beheading

Or any blood letting

Oh sheila tell me what to do



Sheila

Stick to do dat fat person

Like you be glue



Norman

I will keep him on the beach at the barbeque



Lester

I cant help it

I just tell the truth