All The Hype — текст песни (Five Iron Frenzy)

In the beginning was the hype,
the loud fanfare as I grabbed the mic.
Suckah M.C.`s stepped with no clout,
don`t quit your day job or your paper route.
Fantastic and so spastic,
drop dope rhymes like sonic booms,
that`s the kind of hype that could clear this room.

I got hype so big,
it`s stacked so high,
other M.C.`s just stand and cry.
Brad slapped your Mama,
your Mama asked why?
When Brad says hype,
you do or die.
Implausible, impossible,
we drop dope rhymes like sonic booms,
that`s the kind of hype that could clear this room.


chorus
The packaging is nice,
we`re building it to sell,
call all your people in Hollywood and Nashville.
It`s one in a million,
in fact we broke the die,
it`s all of the hype that your money can buy.

It`s the fattest rhymes,
it`s the hypest hype,
my name is Reese,
Don`t call me Mike.
This song is good,
don`t ask me why,
it`s all the hype that your money can buy.
Falsified unjustified,
drop dope rhymes like sonic booms,
that`s the kind of hype that could clear this room.

It`s so wrong,
so far from true,
in secret,
I`m just like you.