My Father — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

I shudder to think what my father would think
If he came home and found me in bed
With more then just one
But several of some
Lovely big strawberries

He`ll probably shout
Give me a hell of a clout
Or perhaps a good kick up the rear
But one thing`s for sure
I`ll have to endure
A great deal of pain so to speak

I know it`s not right
But for a laugh every night
I knock on people`s doors
And shout things like up yours

I`ll never know why
But for some reason I
Never did well at school
All I did was break rules and tell lies

His birthday`s next week
So I though as a treat
I would buy him his favourite book
It`s not one of those poetic prose
Just full frontal nudity