If You Commence Before The Start — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

If you commence before the start Where do you begin If you commence
before the start Where do you begin If you take off your shoes
and socks Throw them up in the air What do you think Your mother
would think Will she go spare If you commence before the start
Where do you begin If you commence before the start Where do
you begin If you go out without a tie Nothing under your dress
What do you think The neigbours would think In their Sunday best
If you commence before the start Where do you begin If you commence
before the start Where do you begin If you come the bathroom
door Not having washed your hands What do you think Your father
would think Would he change his plans If you commence before
the start Where do you begin