I`d tell you a lie if I told you that
I wouldn`t tell you the truth
I`d stand in the way of a runaway train
If it came towards you
Well maybe not if there was
I`m a coward I have to confess
But at least I`m honest
I`ll never forget how it was that we met
You were just seventeen
I told you I liked older women
And you were the oldest I`d seen
You started to laugh
Told me I must be daft
Whereupon I said yes
But at least I`m honest
And I`ll go on sending you birthday cards
That arrive the following week
And I`ll try my hardest not to forget
Not to forget next year
And I`ll come home late when I should be early
Blame It on the one for the road
Though it may not always be to your liking
For instance I could never climb
the highest mountain peak
To prove to you my love is true
I`m scared of heights you see
You never say much when I long for your touch
Except keep me enthralled
One thing I like about you is you`re
never embarrassed at all
Me. I`m so shy, that at night if the lights on
I won`t get undressed
But at least I`m honest
I`ll give you a lift on my bicycle
if you don`t mind going slow
Needless to say it can vary
Depending on how the wind blows
Cars are okay but on my earnings
I couldn`t afford the test
But at least I`m honest
And I`ll go on telling your dear old mother
She`s always welcome round here
That Is providing she can keep tier mouth shut
And doesn`t interfere
And I will for want of a better word
Love you more than words ever say
Though it may not always be to your liking
I couldn`t climb a mountain high
To prove I loved you so
I`m not the type, I`m scared of heights
A touch of vertigo
And I`ll never hurt you. how could I do
You`re the one good thing In my life
If it weren`t for the fact we`re already married
I`d marry you tonight
And I`ll do whatever is necessary
To improve our standard of life
Though it may not always be to your liking
For instance I could never die
To prove my love was real
it wouldn`t do a lot for you
And even less for me
