Job Hunting — текст песни (Coma)

Every day I wonder who I am
Every day I find another me
Every day I ask I my maker
What`s gonna become of me

I spent one day in a old people`s home
Changing diapers, washing wrinkled skin
Brushing dentures for hours and hours
Before I realised the shit I was in

The day after I tried a nursery
Feeding babies, removing puke
Chasing tots for hourse and hours
Because of the pride they took

I even posed naked in a magazine
Don`t think they really wanted me
But all those beautifull women
Were horny of my ejaculating stiffy

I think I found the right job for me
Being unemployed seems quite easy
Garning money shouldn`t be to hard
For a lazy bum like me