Maiden — текст песни (Vic Chesnutt)

dogs are barking, birds are chirping
the only thing better if I was squirting
but there`s no one here to love on me today
for the maiden`s on holiday
for the maiden`s on holiday

I`m a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle
hoping to avoid certain societal hassles
and I know what they say
but I ain`t made of clay
for the maiden`s on holiday
yeah, the maiden`s on holiday

I ain`t nothing but chivalrous
ain`t never been nothing nasty between us
she knows where she stands
on the heart of a broken man

I`m gonna be bad no matter what
so I might as well go on ahead
and act like a butt
any ol` way, yeah, I`m still gonna pay
for the maiden`s on holiday
yeah, the maiden`s on holiday