Funk`s On Me — текст песни (FunkDoobiest)

Well, here`s the intro
It`s nice and simple
Cuz Son`s the nympho
Yo, there`s the info
I`m the B-boy
Who takes out decoys
Like Leonard Nimoy
I heard Bruce Leroy
I`m catchin` bullets
With my teeth
To make it brief
Yo, I got no beef
But I`m feelin` iry
That`s in my diary
My voice is fiery
Fuck my rivalry
I drink pina colady
I get diabolic
Like the bubonic
Plague
Egg is the shape of my dome
Don`t bring it home if you can`t use a comb
I side with the Dukes
For all my folks
I rock the crowd and go for broke

Chorus:
Cuz the funk`s on me... the funk`s on me... the funk`s on me (2x)

I`ll do the tango to the Star Spangled
Play the bango then eat a mango
Cuz I funk daily
Like Pearl Bailey
I`m not an Israeli
But I`m hittin` like Halley`s
Comet
Drop it
Funk is the topic
I`m off like a rocket
A porno in a pocket
I`m different
Funk`s what I`m stimpin`
Like Andy Griffith
Think I`ll go fishin`
Catch me a crooner
The crazy Son dueler
Mr. Wang also got big fat cojones
Step to the fellow
Like Abbott and Costello
I`m kinda mellow yet I can`t stand yellow

Chorus (4x)

Bridge

I kick the phat funk
For your back trunk
No, I smack punks
Who`s Michael Jackson?
Cuz I rock a party
Good golly Miss Molly
Know I`m flava like beef teriyaki
Skills are scorchin`
Here`s a portion
Punk, use caution
Like Wheel of Fortune
Go round and round
Where will it stop?
I throw hip hop
So I`ll never get dropped
The Soul Assasin
Who`s strong like Sampson
I`m ill like Manson
I`m harrassin`
Empty MC`s
So punk, don`t tempt me
You know I`m flava
Just like dente

Chorus (6x)