The Funkiest — текст песни (FunkDoobiest)

It was the voice of a couragous explorer, a man dedicated to the persuit of
man`s knowledge and the expansion of his horizons

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The funkiest, the funkiest
(8x)

Check it, all I need`s a second to wreck it
My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it
I`m iller than a porno, I got skills like Zoro
Who`s Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow, tomorrow
Like Ophan Annie, yo it`s the uncanny
Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny
Suckers, I pick `em, so who be my victim
BLRRLL stick `em, and boogers, I flick `em
I`m guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
So fuck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer
I`ll slice `em, dice `em, MCs...ice `em
Yo, step to the Son and I`ll fuck you guys up

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Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk
I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk
Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams
But I freak the style like if I was Handiman
Uh-oh, um I think we`re in trouble
`Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble
Yet I`m hard like a diamond, I`ll sing like Phyllis Hyman
The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon
??? word, the fuckers smell like terds
`Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird
Mary`s quite contrary, taking out these fairies
Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry

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Breakdown
Yo son, kick that shit

Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
I`ll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader
From here to Madina, like Sarafina
I yell hellalujah, you`re fat like Lex Luther
To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya
The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler
I`m ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler

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