Porno — текст песни (Limbomaniacs)

I watch porno in the day I watch porno at night
I`m a terminal case and I love my plight
Some say I`m sick I say I`m alright
All I do is fess up while they keep it out of sight
It`s my own religion my own kind of heaven
Big ole schlongs goin` into little women
All for me to see on the color screen
Bonerville, Arizona, you know what I mean
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I need porno
I need porno
Magazines yeah you know I`ve got `em
Full`a young naked women with young naked bottoms
My name is House the albino mouse
I always read Penthouse never read Proust
I got every single issue of Bondage Quarterly
All but one of Gay Night Orderlies
I read the best I read the rest and now I confess
I got a life subscription to Enema Digest
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I`m not afraid to admit to my addiction
I like to watch two people use friction
Big black Mama Jama or Ginger Lynn
I like to watch it go in and out again
On the video fast or slow-mo
I can unwind to a good porno show
My girlfriend she gets so uptight
When I call her and I tell her it`s porno night
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