The Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything — текст песни (Veggie Tales)

From A Very Silly Sing-Along
Narrator: Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything!
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: We are the Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything! We just
stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we`ll just
tell you ...
Larry: We don`t do anything!
Pa: Well, I`ve never been Greenland and I`ve never been to Denver, and
I`ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I`ve never been
to Moscow and I`ve never been to Tampa, and I`ve never been to Boston in
the fall.
All: `Cuz we`re the Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything! We just stay home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we`ll just tell you
..
Mr. Lunt: We don`t do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I
never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard `cuz I never
sail at all, and I`ve never walked the gang plank and I`ve never owned a
parrot, and I`ve never been to Boston in the fall.
All: `Cuz we`re the Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything! We just stay at home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we`ll just tell you
.. We don`t do anything!
Larry: Well, I`ve never plucked a rooster and I`m not too good at
ping-pong, and I`ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I`ve never kissed a chipmunk and I`ve never gotten head lice, and
I`ve never been to Boston in the fall!
Pa: Huh? What are you talking about? What`s a rooster and mashed
potatoes have to do with being a pirate??
Mr. Lunt: Hey, that`s right! We`re supposed to sing about pirate-y
things!
Larry: Oh ...
Pa: And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That`s just nonsense! Why even
bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?
Mr. Lunt: I think you look like Cap`n Crunch!
Pa: Huh? No I don`t!
Mr. Lunt: Do too.
Pa: Do not!
Mr. Lunt: You`re making me hungry.
Pa: That`s it, you`re walkin` the plank!
Mr. Lunt: Says who?
Pa: Says the captain, that`s who!
Mr. Lunt: Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap`n Crunch!
Larry: And I`ve never licked a spark plug and I`ve never sniffed a
stink bug, and I`ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and
I`ve never bathed in yogurt and I don`t look good in leggings ...
Pa: You just don`t get it!
All: And we`ve never been to Boston in the fall!