Stephen Lynch Songs — текст песни (Syd Barret)

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had
And tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey`s gone to my head
But if I were gay I would give you my heart
And if I were gay you`d be my work of art
And if I were gay we would swim in romance
But I`m not gay so get your hand out of my pants
It`s not that I don`t care, I do
I just don`t see myself in you
Another time another scene
I`d be right behind you, if you know what I mean
Cause if I were gay I would give you my soul
And if I were gay I would give you my whole... being
And if I were gay we would tear down the walls
But I`m not gay, so won`t you stop cupping my.......... hand
We`ve never hugged, we`ve never kissed
I`ve never been intimate with your fist
But you have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers!