He`s Always a Woman — текст песни (Billy Joel)

He thinks that he`s cool when he unzips his fly
He looks like a girl but he says he`s a guy
He only unpeels when he`s on MTV
He acts like a child but he`s almost a woman to me.

He smashed lots of glass on his latest release
I guess that he`s no longer fighting for peace
He thinks that he`s BAD
how much worse can he be?
He can moon walk for miles but he`s almost a woman to me.

Oh
and he touches himself
And he thinks he can sing
But he`s out of his mind.
Oh
all his shows get sold out
Did he keep his same face

Or did he change his mind?

He filmed Black & White now he`s singing the blues
His antics got onto the ten o`clock news
He got burned up on Pepsi
not coke
or RC
He sings like he`s twelve but he`s almost a woman to me.

Oh
a thriller he`s not
We`ve all seen what he`s got
And it isn`t that much
Oh
and he just likes to beat it
And we need not repeat it
He likes his own touch.

He could be a New Kid if he weren`t so old
And he`s pissed that the Elephant Man won`t be sold.
It seems like he hasn`t yet reached puberty
We`re not sure what he is
he appeared in The Wiz
But he`s almost a woman to me.