Scuba Gear — текст песни (Tub Ring)

I guess they all stare me
`Cause I dress so differently
I think a mask and snorkel
Goes with every suit

So unimpressed (go)
About the way I dress
Feelin` rather stylish
Tad pretentious I confess (uh-huh)

Just swimmin` around
In this world that I have found
And to me you`re just a fish

And I wear my scuba mask
So it will help me see
Yeah, fish
And my snorkel is necessity
For me to breathe

And now you`re actin`
Like I`m out of place
Because you can`t tell
What`s on my mind

Livin` from year to year
I got my scuba gear
Even though people laugh at me
And my mask gets foggy

People I often meet
Ask me how do I eat
And have I lost my
Sense of smell

My lovin` wife is now my ex
I wore my gear during sex
I thought my snorkel would do more
To turn her on

Stupid at best, oh
About the way I dress
Kids call me the frogman
Wish they`d just give it a rest

Just swimmin` around
In this world that I have found
And I may have just, fish
And I wear my scuba mask
cause it will help me see

Yeah, fish
And my snorkel is a substitute for me to breathe

And now you`re actin`
Like I`m out of place
Because you can`t tell
What`s on my mind

Livin` from year to year
I got my scuba gear
Even though people laugh at me
And my mask, it`s foggy

People I often meet
Ask me how do I eat
And have I lost my
Sense of smell

I scare the girls I try to kiss
It`s hard to take because of this
At least my mask protects
In case I get slapped

Seems no one respects my choice
But hardly do my eyes get moist
Cause when this is the fashion
I`ll know where it`s at

Stupid at best, oh
About the way I dress
Kids call me the frogman
Wish they`d just give it a rest

Just swimmin` around
In this world that I have found
And I may have just...fish!
And I wear my scuba mask cause it will help me see
Yeah, fish!
And my snorkel is a substitute for me to breathe

You`re my little fish
And I know there comes a day
When I will beat this thing
Yes, my little fish

And the result of my decision
It will make me king