Aches And Pains — текст песни (Saturns Flea Collar)

I`d better stick my hand up and tell you
how I feel `cuz the feelings I have are so damned real
for someone so phoney glad handing dandy
hey there kid do ya wanna piece o`candy?
I`m a christmas cookie on a baking sheet and I`m forged in the
fire of what other people think abd I dont know nothin`
except what I was told, too damned scared to break the fuckin` mold.
oh life is hard, love is cheap I whine about my problems 7 days a week
it`s a full-time job making sure you`re perfect and I`d
probably die if it wasn`t so worth it, I`ve got aches +
pains and no place to go with it maintaining my face
and I`m so damned stoic it`s hard to be humble when
you`ve got all the answers,
would you like a side of fries or a pie with your whopper?
I`m a flame-boiled burger in a styrofoam package
littering the side of the road by the wreckage
of a head-on collision with our conflicting desires
you`re splattered like a critter under my tires.
life is hard, love is cheap, blah blah blah...
you know I gotta lotta aches and pains.