Dirty Sanchez — текст песни (Burden Brothers)

(Well‚ listen up closely little children‚
Gonna tell you a little story now‚
[unintelligible]
A Texas legend in his own right yeah...)

I got so much sin seeping out of my skin
Got to get my some time with you
Don`t you tell me your last name
Don`t say anything, you know what to do

I got an old-time religion
Got fever got friction
Got dark thoughts in my head

You`ve gotta purty dirty mouth
I gotta demon down south
Gonna make you sweat and beg

For the Dirty Sanchez
The Dirty Sanchez
They call me Dirty Sanchez
I`m gonna skin you like a cat

On a hot plate‚ got you on a hot date
Liquored up and ready to sin
Got a dashboard Jesus
He`s ready to recieve us
So open up and let me in

I`m your savior‚ I know your favorite
Down and dirty deeds
Just when you relax
I`m whipping out the betamax
I`m outta style and out to please

With the Dirty Sanchez
Oh‚ the Dirty Sanchez
The call me Dirty Sanchez
I`m gonna skin you like a cat
Like a cat... whoa...

(We`ll take a li`l trip down south now... low and slow...
Come and get some...)