Butter My Arse With A Pigeon — текст песни (machine gun fellatio)

What is it that gives a pop record that special something, that extra touch that makes it a hit and lifts it to the dizzy heights of the top of the top ten?

As the monster truck speeds up to pass
I find myself alone with you at last
Now`s there`s a little something that I forgot to ask:
If you`ve got the pigeon, I`ve got the ass

Butter my ass with a pigeon
Butter my ass real good
Butter my ass with a pigeon
Like you know you should
Butter my ass with a pigeon
Butter my ass right now
Butter my ass with a pigeon
Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
We`ll butter a cow