Dorkamania — текст песни (Toy Dolls)

He`s a trainspotter, hes an anorak
He`s a nerd, you`ve heard the word, a dork, a maniac
He`s a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he`s one o`those
squarest tassers in the street, n` everbodys knows

It`s...
DORKAMANIA, HE`S GOININSANIA
I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA
DORKAMANIA, HE`S GOTT A BE BRAINIA
BUT WHAT`S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE
COZ IT`S ALL
DORKAMANIA

In Ornathology, hes got a PHD
He`s a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree
Grand world class chess champions,
the wally worships these
He`s a bore, I`ve said before, AND WE ALL AGREE

It`s... dorkamania

He`s absurd, there ain`t a bird I`ve heard
that he can pull
They say he`s facinatin` till they date him,
then they hate him
We`ve never met a bloke so dull.

So the silly sad get`s surfin` on the internet
Hes out to find Arsehole mate, He`s found nobody yet
is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?
I don`t need a nutter, just somebody abnormal

It`s
Dorkamania