Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call — текст песни (Sandler Adam)

[Phone Rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
Student: [Whispering] Hey Mr. Spindel. How`s algebra class going?
[Chuckling]
Mr Spindel: Whut!?
Student: [Whispering] You`re in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th
period!
[Chuckling]
Mr Spindel: Hey! Who is this!
[Student Hangs up phone]
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Who is this!?
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Answer me!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Who is this!?
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: For God`s sake! Who are you!?
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
[Operator recording playing If you`d like to make a call...]
Mr Spindel: Who is that!?
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: Who are you!?
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: Please answer me!
[Silence]
[Bleeping noise]
Mr Spindel: Oh God! Who is this!?
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: WHY!? WHY!?
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Just tell me your name.
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Please.
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: I`m gonna hang up!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: I`m warning you!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Whoever this is, I`m gonna hang up!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: That`s it!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Damn you kids!!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Damn you!!
[Slams down phone]
[Phone rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
Mr Spindel: Hullo?
Ted: Yeah, Bill.
Mr Spindel: Oh, TED!
Ted: I`ve been trying to get through to you forever. Who have you been
talking to?
Mr Spindel: I don`t know. So help me God! I don`t know!