Four Years Old — текст песни (Sandler Adam)

Hey
Why`d you wake me from my nap?
I`m not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap
You
Where`s my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some juice
And I want it now
So you better move your ass
And feel bad for me
`Cuz I`m just getting over a cold
I`m four years old!
I`m four years old!
I`m four years old!
Somebody better tie my shoes!
Now
I run down the hall
I scream and I yell
And I cry `cuz I fell
Bring the rubbing alcohol
Outside
I get mud on my shoe
I come back in the house
I get it on the rug
The cleaning`s up to you
And I won`t take a bath
Unless you make me Spaghetti-O`s
I`m four years old!
I`m four years old!
I`m four years old!
Mommy reads to me at night
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Well
I can`t have a job
And I can`t go to school
If no grownups are around
I can`t go near the pool
I`m not allowed to climb
My neighbor`s apple tree
I`m not allowed to sit
Too close to the TV
I don`t know how to drive
And I don`t know how to spell
But if I hear my brother cursing
I do know how to tell
`Cuz he made me eat some bread
That was covered in mold
I`m four years old!
I`m four years old!
I`m four years old!
I just threw up on my grandmother