Dip Doodle — текст песни (Sandler Adam)

Jabba waka ding dong,
slip slap sleet.
Dip stick patty wack,
peepee googa-lee gee.
Polly wally sling slang,
scooy dibbely doo.
A wing wong ping pong
king kong cheech and chong,
hop hip kasha goo-goo.
Hickery dickery slickery flip flop,
dip skip to my loo.
Wim wam wam bam sam bam cunningham,
wartch nart cucher cucher coo.
Plus you got a dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta, eat grandma`s strudle.
Cuz` she stayed up all night to make it from scratch.
You got a gish,
you got a gash,
you gotta, wax grandma`s mustache.
Then lay out her socks to make sure they match.
Woooooooo, you gotta do it for grandma.
Slabbidee dabbidee sling,
skism scasm bing bang boob.
A yip, a yap, a snippty snap,
a walla walla scrappy dappy doo.
Piddle faddle widdle waddle,
weeeeeeeee, clunckity clang.
A plop, a fiz, a wackity wiz,
a chitty chitty bang wang lang.
Zippity doo dang lippity ain`t,
oompa loompa doo.
A piggly-wiggly do-da sticky wicky,
licky foo my chew.
Plus you got a dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta shave grandma`s poodle.
Cuz` grandma would do the same for you.
You got a libby,
you got a labby,
you gotta hug grandma even though she`s flabby.
Wooooooooo, you gotta love your grandma.
Now if you listen to the words of the song,
you`ll know they`re coming straight from the heart.
Never make fun of your grandma,
even when she rips a juicy fart.
And remember to dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta stop playin` with your noodle.
Cuz` grandma said it`ll make you go blind.
You gotta gipper,
you got a gyper,
you gotta change grandma`s diaper.
And then pretend that you really didn`t mind.
Woooooooooo, respect to the grandma.
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