Tango: Maureen — текст песни (RENT)

MARK
The lot. Where a stage is partially set up
JOANNE
Mark?

MARK
Hi

JOANNE
I Told Her Not To Call You

MARK
That`s Maureen
But Can I Help Since I`m Here

JOANNE
I Hired An Engineer ...

MARK
Great!
Well, Nice To Have Met You

JOANNE
Wait!
She`s Three Hours Late

The Samples Wont Delay
But The Cable -

MARK
There`s Another Way
Say Something - Anything

JOANNE
Test - On, Two Three ...

MARK
Anything But That

JOANNE
This Is Weird

MARK
It`s Weird

JOANNE
Very Weird

MARK
Fuckin` Weird

JOANNE
I`m So Mad
That I Don`t Know What To Do
Fighting With Microphones
Freezing Down To My Bones
And To Top It All Off
I`m With You

MARK
Feel Like Going Insane?
Got A Fire In Your Brain?
And Your Thinking Of Drinking
Gasoline?

JOANNE
As A Matter Of Fact --

MARK
Honey, I Know This Act
It`s Called The `Tango Maureen`

The Tango Maureen
It`s A Dark, Dizzy
Merry-Go-Round
As She Keeps You Dangling

JOANNE
You`re Wrong

MARK
Your Heart She Is Mangling

JOANNE
It`s Different With Me

MARK
And You Toss And You Turn
`Cause Her Cold Eyes Can Burn
Yet You Yearn And You Churn And Rebound

JOANNE
I Think I Know What You Mean

BOTH
The Tango Maureen

MARK
Has She Ever
Pouted Her Lips
And Called You `Pookie`

JOANNE
Never

MARK
Have You Ever Doubted A Kiss Or Two?

JOANNE
This Is Spooky
Did You Swoon
When She Walked Through The Door?

MARK
Every Time - So Be Cautious

JOANNE
Did She Moon Over Other Boys--?

MARK
More Than Moon--

JOANNE
I`m Getting Nauseous

(They dance)

MARK
It`s hard to do this backwards

JOANNE
You should try it in heels!

She Cheated

MARK
She Cheated

JOANNE
Maureen Cheated

MARK
Fuckin` Cheated

JOANNE
I`m Defeated
I Should Give Up Right Now

MARK
Gotta Look On The Bright Side
With All Of Your Might

JOANNE
I`d Fall For Her Still Anyhow

BOTH
When Your Dancing Her Dance
You Don`t Stand A Chance
Her Grip Of Romance
Makes You Fall

MARK
So You Think, `Might As Well`

JOANNE
Dance A Tango To Hell

BOTH
`At Least I`ll Have Tangoed At All`

The Tango Maureen
Gotta Dance Til Your Diva Is Through
You Pretend To Believe Her
Cause In The End - You Can`t Leave Her

But The End It Will Come
Still You Have To Play Dumb
Til You`re Glum And You Bum
And Turn Blue

MARK
Why Do We Love When She`s Mean?

JOANNE
And She Can Be So Obscene

MARK
Try The Mike

JOANNE
My Maureen (een, een, een...)

MARK
Patched

JOANNE
Thanks

MARK
You Know - I Feel Great Now!

JOANNE
I Fell Lousy

BOTH
The Tango: Maureen!