Mrs. Taylor Rap Remixed — текст песни (Mr. Walker And The Pimps)

My name is Mrs. Taylor, I have gout
I`m really fat! yo, check me out.
My rumpus is overwelmingly large , and not too tiny
My voice is soft, but not my hiney
I`m da man with the masta` ham
Watches are the hands that strangle my neck
The twisted metal of the huge car wreck
I lick my plate till there`s not left a speck
I`m sure glad I won`t burn in Heck
I`m da man with the masta` ham (oh yeah!)
I`m da man
I`m da man
I`m da man with the masta` ham (oh yeah!)
I`m da man
I`m da man
I`m da man with the masta` ham (oh yeah!)
I have a phobia about watches beeping
I don`t care about the classes teaching
I definitely would rather be sleeping
For the Slim Fast I`m always reaching
(music stops)
watches beep several times (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP)
(music starts)
I`m the man
I`m the man
I`m the man with the masta` ham
(repeat and fade)
Hey! give me some crisco bars!
what about my dessert!
Teaching? Im suppost to teach the classes?
My god! I weight a ton!
Im going to sit on Mr. Love