Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you,
Therefore vicariously he loves you
Even if you`re a Jew.
Sometimes he`s nutty, sometimes he`s corny
He can be brown or greenish brown,
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you,
He looooovves you!
