Not Penis Cream — текст песни (I Voted For Kodos)

I`ve found a new beauty secret for my Rod
It feels so good when I rub it all over ..Todd!
So soft and silky with the most beautiful sheen
It came in a box labeled,

Not Penis Cream!
Not Penis Cream!

Saw it on TV and I ordered on the phone
Three to five days rush delivered to my home
Then in my mailman`s eye I saw a knowing glean
He handed me a box labeled,

Not Penis Cream!
Not Penis Cream!

It could be almost anything
Cds or girly magazines
A baseball glove or a year`s supply of Spam
But one thing`s for sure, yeah yeah

It`s Not Penis Cream!
Not Penis Cream!
It`s Not Penis Cream!
Not Penis Cream!