Half `N` Half — текст песни (Blak Twang f Mystro)

{*Intro*}
[Blak Twang] (Mystro)
Twangsta!
Mighty Mystro (Yeah)
You take this `alf bro`, I`ll take the next `alf (Aiight)
We`ll do this half and half (Aiight, speakin` of half blood)

[Mystro] (Blak Twang)
Check it..
I`m fully sick, that`s only half of the madness
MCs see me comin` through and more than half of them vanish
I can`t screw, that`s only part of the package
Like I spit into space, and leave this Universe with half of a planet
You should feel that I`m sharp and a stabbin`
you half-arsewhips
Thinkin` you large right?
But you aren`t quite you half-pints
I grasp mics and start to spit in a way
that take`s the piss out of all these half-wits in the place
I`m feelin` more than half wicked today
So after I take the piss I`ll throw some half hard shit in ya face
And you can`t test
that`s why we aren`t stressed
Me and me Blak Twang spars get more attention than strippers that`s half dressed
(Aiyyo Mys`, stress?)
Blood, I can`t, f`real I`m blessed
I spit at the bricks of ya house and leave when there`s half and buildin` left
You ain`t heard the half of it son
I`m the man that can spit a whole verse with half of a lung
and half of a tongue
I make more than half of you run
And if not, you gettin` knocked half way outta the ring with half of a punch
I`ll make half of you breakfast and half of you lunch
And I ain`t eatin` you flavoured
that means I`m eatin` you fakes up, after I`m done

[Blak Twang] (Mystro)
{*Chorus*}
So what you havin`? (I`ll have half)
Top half or bottom half? (Fresh half or rotten half?)
Or the lost and forgotten half?
(We flow with proper class) Aiyyo that`s not the half
(Oi Twang, what `bout this half?) Yo Mys` I got this half
(What half?!)
They don`t know the half of my crew (What half?)
The half of my crew that`s barkin` at you (What half?)
They don`t know half of my crew (What half?)
The half that should be locked behind bars in a zoo

Zoo... zoo..
Yeah, yeah
The Rottonous
Yeah, yeah
The mosterous

Everyt`ings half and half
I`m half Human, half lyrics
Half of these rappers are half gimmicks
with half their half hearted hearts half in it
With half tracks that`s half finished
Fake half baked braids that half bake, their eighth
Six of one, half of dozen of the other
I discovered ya lover is ya cousins other-half half-brother
Your half handbags and half rubber
If half of the brothers are muggers than half the Government are bent buggers
Half the time some rhymes ain`t even sayin` half
Some ah them ain`t even half the MC I be when I`m half-past
You`ll be like Ali G, actin` daft for half a laugh
Tryna past for half-cast wit` ya half arse corny moustache
Half ya staff`s shaft half way up ya arse
Half the stars have been lip-servicing A-n-Rs
Ya crews half men, half mice, with half knives
them half twice, but only put arms to half life`s
I wouldn`t buy ya record if you sold it half price
at HMV, Virgin Megastore, Tower or Half Price
Half ya ra-ra sound blarzy-blah
I don`t need a whole lyric, I`ll kill him with half a bar

{*Chorus*}

[Blak Twang] (Mystro)
I smash and grab, split the bag, 50/50 Mys` you wit` me?
(Yeah I`m half way there blood, ready to heist the city)
So if the ice is pretty sharp that`s sumthin` to gimme sta`
(Well if I`m in the car you better jus` gimme half)
What, half the diamonds the same way that we half the rhymin`?
(Two halves is better than one when it`s done in half the timin`)
F`real blood you aren`t lyin`
but wait, that`s half true (What?!)
`Cuz I`m comin` wit` Big Ted and I offered him half too
(What?! Half it three ways, that sumthin` you can`t do)
Well who asked you?!
(As long as I`m gettin` my half cool
I know that it`s totally pos`
Like me and you both, liftin` the UK, up off`a this globe and throwin` it off)
Half of these crufts are all womened up
so when it`s time to collect, you best have more than half or show me the lot
(Or get smoked like half a spliff fully loaded wit` pot)
My barrels blowin` twice the size of half a hole in ya top
(T, we know you got skills man, why you showin` it off?)
`Cuz these little pebbles can`t be rollin` with boulders and rocks
(They`re vocally fucked, soundin` as if there throats have been cut IN HALF
Bring any party and we`ll be blow the shit up IN HALF)
They don`t know the half of dat
`cuz half of these cats are cack and they can hardly rap

{*Chorus*}

{*Outro*}
Zoo... zoo..
(They don`t know the half of dat... blood)
They don`t even know the half of the crew
They don`t even know the half of my crew
They don`t even know the half of my crew
They don`t even know the half of the crew
They don`t even know the half of the crew
The half that should be locked behind bars in a zoo

You take this half bro`, I take the next half, we do this half and half
...and half