Dickie Davis Eyes — текст песни (Half Man Half Biscuit)

Mention the Lord of the Rings one more time
And I`ll more than likely kill you.
More cock, more cock, Michael, more cock you fervently moan.
Is this a {? wot ?} that you sholve down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore`s head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.

Chorus:
And all those people
Who you, romantically,
Like to still believe are alive,
Are dead!
So I`ll wipe my snots
On the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the wall.

God, I could murder a {? Cadbury`s Flake ?}!
Then I guess you wouldn`t let me into heaven.
Or maybe you would because they`re like` there to promote oral sex!
A Romani beams in a field with her paints,
Suggesting we faint at her beauty,
But she`s got Dickie Davis Eyes!

Chorus x 2