Chorus:
They call me the Dummy Man (man, man, man)
And I`m up early tryina slang my dope
(I`m the nigga with the biggest rocks)
The fiends...they get awfully mad....(mad, mad, mad)
When they go broke on dope and it`s really soap
(My nigga you ain`t never lied)
Verse 1:
Up in the morning....and I feel like I don`t wanna be livin`
Better off dead without no bread....have you ever felt that feeling?
Unsatisfied, feelin` like you wanna die
When you reach into your pocket and can`t even find
Not even enough to go purchase a dime (sack of weed)
But FUCK THAT! I got come up in my blood
Cause it`s the 1st of the Month (nigga what!)
The perfect time to come up
The only problem is: I`m broke and ain`t got no dope
But as I was standin` in my bathroom mirror....I looked at the soap
Shit...soap look a little like dope (you scandalous nigga!)
Then, I chopped-chopped up me some counterfeit amphetamines
But wait a minute.....
Wait a minute now...what if they want to taste it?
Think quickly for cash: nigga dash to the kitchen, get the bread bag
Wrap that bread around some soap
Now I got the breadcrumb-dum-dum dope
It might sound funny, but it ain`t no joke...
cause doin this shit could get a nigga smoked, mayn
But FUCK IT! Young nigga gotta get them duckets
Hit the medicine cabinet for the final touches...
Orajel for the numbness
Then I hit the corner with a handful of breadcrumbs...
nigga got the dum-dum for ya
And the pump on approach if you say it ain`t dope,
only dealin cause I hate to be sober
Peep, creep on ah come up, I wait for a fiend to roll up
And walk to the car with my hand on my pistol,
he showed me the green, said
Hold up...gotta get my stash
Nigga need a 20...but I got that faded
Lovin these yum-yums, glad I made it;
I just hope this nigga don`t try to taste it!
I dropped him the dummy, he said it was lovely
But as he pulled off, I pinned that he put the rock up in his mouth
(So he gon` come back for his money!)
I pinned that he braked...he skid...
Put it in reverse and he came back quick...
Fiend jumped out and he talkin` all big...
This is what happened to this bit....
We beat him and finished him off, and he never came `round here no more
Cause a nigga ran into yours truly: poor, and a nigga scored
Lord forgive me but i can`t remember (the last time I ate)
Now I gots to go get me a plate, or a bit, now I`m proper
Only spent three dollars and forty-four cents,
nigga full, now I gotta get bent
Nigga still got sixteen dollars and fifty-six cents...HELL YEAH!
These dum-dums got a nigga off the hook..they got booked, took, shook
Look: got dope but it ain`t dope, so I guess you can call me a crooked crook
Hey...do you know somebody like me?
I don`t think so, cause ain`t nobody I see
Down for the crime like I`m down for mine,
and if I gotta, nigga I cheat
(cheat)
Chorus (x2)
So fuck with me, I got the chops mayn (chops mayn)
The biggest rocks up on the block mayn (block mayn)
Say fuck with me, I got tha chops mayn (the chopper, choppers)
The biggest rocks up on the block mayn (block mayn {echo})
