[Verse - Shaggy 2 Dope]
So there I was watchin` Sanford & Son, workin` the graveyard shift
At a party store, rollin` a spliff
I`m behind the glass I see crackheads all night
But tonight the moon is red and shit ain`t feelin` so right
My first sight was a basehead tryin` to break into my car
In plain view, too I ran out with a crowbar
Hammered it across his cranium, he fell over dead
But no blood, only dust, he`s a fuckin` basehead
Here come another one jumpin` out of a tree
But I ain`t even have to move, he missed by like 20 feet
He slammed down on the pavement, I quickly started kickin`
Beat him with the crowbar `til he finally stopped twitchin`
Looked behind me, seen another zombie in the register
I`m used to shoo`in` `em off from beggin` from the customers
But now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax
Whipped it from there and stuck it into his back
[Hook] - x2
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! they on a mission
They always on the hunt for something they always missin`
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin` never to be found
[Verse - Shaggy 2 Dope]
Goddammit, it`s two more in the cooler once I`m back in the sto`
Pull my hand-ax out that back and then attack him some mo`
I charged, but he busted me in the head with a Pepsi
No effect, I left him shakin` on the floor like epilepsy
With they necks severed, fuckin` zombies for rocks
Another jumped my back and we went through the glass into the parking lot
He tried to kill me, he told me Gimme some change!
All diggin` in my ear for it and shit, deranged!
I grabbed him by his head and tried to yank it to the left to break his neck
But his head spun all the way around and that was fuckin` it
I was outta there, I seen another comin` out the grave
Zombies, beggin` for change!!
I`m fuckin` swingin` at em, knock they chin off their face
But they still comin` at me, hands out, they wanna base
They must think my white eyeballs are giant crack rocks
I gotta slap `em out they funky ass socks..help me!
[Hook] - x2
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! they on a mission
They always on the hunt for something they always missin`
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin` never to be found
[Verse - Violent J]
They don`t have a brain left behind they empty eyes
They want crack rocka coca and they buzzin` like flies
You might pull they arm off, you try to shake they hand
Cuz their souls been gone, it`s just a shell of a man
Walkin` around lookin` for rock anyway they can get it
Even if you got AIDS, them dirty bitches let you hit it
And you still gettin` something worse than you already got
I seen one catch one in the head, not even know he got shot
It was crack smoke blowing out the side of his head
He put a champagne cork in the hole and that was it
Basehead zombies, millions of `em and more
With the steamroller, roll `em over flat on the floor
Their like dead ass bodies walkin` around without the ghost
With no clue where they fuckin` headed but the rock roast
Opportunities were given, they let `em all pass
Now they themselves ain`t worth a shit out they ass
[Hook]
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! they on a mission
They always on the hunt for somethin` they always missin`
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin` never to be found
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! they comin` for your goods
Simultaneously in 50,000 neighborhoods
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! they comin` out the dark
And they comin` for you, they wanna pull out your heart and smoke it
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! they on a mission
They always on the hunt for somethin` they always missin`
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin` never to be found
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! they on a mission
They always on the hunt for somethin` they always missin`
THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin` never to be found
